Zephyrhills Edit Meaning

1.

A town an hour northeast of Tampa, FL. It is the City of Pure Water and the home of Zephyrhills Water Co. Its main population is derived from Retirees living in trailer parks that come down for the winter, these are called Snowbirds. These seasonal folk literally triple the population from the months of October to March. The normal population of the town hate them.

The talk of the town centered around the Super Walmart. (that went in something around 10 years ago) This lasted for about 5 years, 1 before it went up, 1 while it got built, and 3 years after. The main entertainments for high school students living in Zephyrhills are bowling, mudding, drinking, and going to watch movies.

If a person doesn't manage to get out of Z-hills, as it "affectionately" gets termed, within 5 years of graduation (or heaven forbid goes back) they never leave.

My personal name for this town was Zephyrhell.

Person 1: It's such a nice day outside. Why don't we go take a drive through Zephyrhills?

Person 2: And have to deal with the snowbirds driving 10 under the limit? NO Thank YOU. I'll Stay right here, where it is safe.

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2.

A shitty little town where 15 thousand old people live and dwell. There is nothing to do and it smells like chicken shit.

Zephyrhills smells like chicken shit.

See zephyrhills, water