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When you have had way too much to drink and you can no longer walk in a straight line.
Wow Cori, do you remember anything from last nig..
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Taking sub 3 minute showers mainly to get your hair wet, then coming back to the room and dousing yourself in cologne forcing everyone e..
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When you're standing at a urinal and the guy next to you takes a look at your junk.
Jack: I was standing there and this guy total..
