What is Zern, Inc.?
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The world's largest employer. A company with no meaning, purpose or goal, other than to employ the largest amount of people under one company name. There is no salary, and no workload. Employees only have the satisfaction of knowing that they are a member of Zern, inc.
Do you belong to Zern, inc.?
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When you don't wash your balls for about three weeks, causing your pubes to turn a certain color, then tea-bagging a girl.
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