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in the midst of a really big sexual drought. tearing the labels off items everywhere. no sign of sex anywhere. definitely not on the fri..
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When a man inserts 3 sticks of butter into a woman's bum, covers her in maple leaves, and politely asks her to recite the Gettysbur..
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When a girl's boobs start to fall out of her shirt/dress (generally of the low-cut variety).
Girl 1: So how was your date last nig..