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When your friggan stupid anough to give yourself a tattoo with a needle and proxide.
"Hey Mark! I got a jail tattoo today, it hurt..
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Buying a Microsoft product and getting the "shaft"
Another "most secure ever" OS only to find out we've been M..
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From "Flight Of The Conchords". Jemaine wants to impress the girls who work in the cafe by ordering a croissant. Bret tries to..