Zero-oasis

What is Zero-oasis?

A place or situation you encounter and does not meet your expectations in any way.

Man, I booked this vacation in the Caribbean in a 5 Star hotel, and when I got there it was a zero-oasis.

Vodak

1. Further proof that even the most idiotic brainfart can become a meme. Typical FARK reader: "Vodak! LOL! It's funny and I don&..

Nip Slapped

1. When a gurl's nipples are extremly hard they slap you in the face. This fine gurl in a tank top tried to dance with me at the club..

Road Munching

1. Performing oral sex on a women while she is driving; sometimes done for the purpose of seeing if the female driver can focus enough not ..

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