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The equivilant to the phrase "I extremely, wholeheartedly, forever, love you".
Your my one and only, gaflumpalub!
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When a underage girl is crouching and sucking your dick while rubbing her clitoris against your dress shoes, thereby shining them with h..
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A woman experiencing an orgasm for the first time.
I sent her on the Virgin Express to Heathrow last night.....