Zero-to-three

What is Zero-to-three?

Masturbation. Called zero-to-three because that's how many times you do it per day.

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Schmergle

1. A nickname of a very awesome, loveable, cute, unique, and amazingly special girl. I really love my Schmergle she is the best! See babe..

Midget Fucking Time

1. Time to head to the bar for excessive drinking. Dude, It's midget fucking time! See drinking, alcohol, drunk, binge, friday..

Asian Torpedo

1. The act of a girl taking a shit and freezing it. Once completely frozen, the girl will then use it as a dildo until it gets warm and mu..

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