What is Zerp?
1.
to kick it, preferably in the shade.
Dude 1: "Ay dog, let's go to the store, so I can get some gin."
Dude 2: "Nah, fuck a drink, lets just zerp in the shade."
Dude 1: "Aight, let's fade."
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2.
1) plain bitter
2) extremely dislikeable
3) off-scale
1) ...man, that cheese tasted "zerp"...
2) ...man, that shit is somewhere inbetween "zerp" and "sour"...
3) ..ptain, all my needles are going totally "zerp"...
3.
You fucking zerp you worm! ZERP you shit head.
Zerp is the most zerp thing i ever zerped zerpen zerp zerp zerpedy fucking zerp.
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Verb: To masturbate while using a moisturizing lotion to reduce friction.
Brad was caught moisturbating with Jergens lotion in the bath..
