Zesty Testies

What is Zesty Testies?


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A man who has 'Zesty Testies' is abnormaly horny and constantly thinks about getting laid. He will screw a pile of rocks if he thought there was a snake in it.

"That dude humped the shit out of my cat yesterday"

"Man he must have a set of zesty testies"


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