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Dried sperm on the computer keyboard resulting from masturbation while surfing porn on the internet.
Dang it! My computer keyboard stop..
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Masturbating near, on or over a corpse.
He then proceeded with his corpsturbation over the poor squirrels body.
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A pleasurable sex act whereby a teapot is filled with hot, not boiling water, the scrotumsuspended therein, and a consenting adult partn..