Zeus's Beard Edit Meaning

1. A fake, orange-coloured tan usually achievable by heavy sunbed action and desired by many a WAG and celebrity I saw that Michelle Heato..

1. A good Shakespearean-sounding curse. Derived from "God's Wounds", which apparently was considered a vulgar reference to ..

1. A basic log that comes out of your ass feeling like you've given birth to a friggin' porcupine. Painful. "My diet of jun..