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to take so long means to spend a lot of time to do something.
in a shoe-shop
customer: do you have these shoes in my size?
shopkeep..
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Zikanin_massakirous is a powerful weapon. It shoots 5000.522 caliber chirstmas hams.
wtf why i have hole on my stomach?!+1+
omg its th..
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A shit created due to extreme excitement or strain during sex/a sexual act
I was about to blow all over this girl's face when I sq..