What is Zezima?


Other than being known as the most popular player in runescape. His name has become a slang term to address someone particularly addicted to something. Usually online gaming.

1) Dude...quit before you become a zezima.

2) What are you trying to do? Become zezima?

3) Look a zezima.

See zezima, runescape, noob, 1337, mining, smithing


A overrated runescape pro, defended by 200,000 Players when insulted. Some say his dad owns Runescape and made him First place, some say he macros.... And some say people have his password? Who knows... -Words from the players.

"zezima is god" "u just mad becuz zezima is pro" "you shouldnt play runescape you noob" "i wish i was zezima" "i wonder wat zezima has in his bank" if you saw zezima what would you say" "zezima isnt an nerd hes just good, unlike you" "if you think zezima is a nerd you should stop playing" "zezima is straight up god" "i have zezimas phone number" ANSWER: you do? what is it, can i have it pleas.

Now you see. (all of the above are real, that i've heard around runescape.)

"I believe Zezima is just there to drive noobs crazy" -uloveme

See zezima, bk, runescape, pro, noob, overrated, player


The single greatest entity ever to have graced the world of Runescape. Zezima is a sexless being, with powers rival to that of a God.

Similar to Neo towards the end of the matrix trilogy, Zezima can use Its powers of spell casting, archeryand close quarters combat in the real world, so great is Its strength of will and command of the elements.

Some revere Zezima as a deity, representing all that is goodand great. Others as the creatorof the Runescape and real worlds. Others envy the ethereal power of Zezima, heralding It as a being of evil, born (if one so great can be born) to bring doomand destructionto all inferior beings. And some simply refuse Zezima, and the cult of Zezima, exist.

1p202-"Zezima, great are thou. We beg of you bless our crops so they will grow strong and not wither in the winter"

2.badboi0-"Zezima a fag. wat a nub"

3.imeric0-"Great is the wrath of Zezima, I remember the end times. When It descended from the heavens to smite all the unbelievers. Men with good and evil hearts alike, such is the anger of The Great One."

4.slayers77-"Zezima? whos that?"

See zezima, runescape, god, deity, gods, cult, matrix, neo


(n.) One of (if not the) the best players in the game of RuneScape.

Look, it's Zezima! Let's all follow him in circles shouting his name and see what he does!

See peter, nerd, player


Well known as the long-time number 1 ranked player in RuneScape. Zezima has a level of 99 in every skill. He is no longer the number 1 ranked player in the world, but is still the most popular. I'd say about 99% of the RuneScape community knows who Zezima is. He is also one of the most hassled players on RuneScape. Whenever he logs in, people are swarming him like the paparazzi does to Britney Spears. People also treat Zezima as if he is a god of some kind. He is just a normal person like you and me. He just has a really high rank. It doesn't mean he should be treated like a god.


Current worldwide rank: 170

Skill level is 99 in all skills except summoning (95)

Zezima is one of the most popular, and most hassled player in RuneScape.

See zezima, runescape, number, one, rank, skill, level


Zezima is known throughout and outside the game named "Runescape" for his abilities, skills and his life. Zezima is popular known for being in the top 1# Player of runescape including all his stats as 99. Many people have different views upon this character, some negative, some positive. Zezima could be seen as a 'god' or a role model. Some would say he is a nerd who 'needs to get a life'. However one statement is true, Zezima spends excessive amounts of time playing this game.

Zezima is the #1 player of runescape. There are no close examples.

See zezima, runescape, nerd, legend


USED to be the number one player on Runescape... but currently is number 11, at the time of writing. Nonetheless, people still worship, and think that he/she is their 'hero'.

I've heard reports of Zezima being surrounded by hundreds of people while in a bank, and that he/she changes his/her password everyday, and that he/she...

I dunno.

The person's just good at RS, m'kay? No need to worship someone.

Me: If I saw Zezima being followed by hundreds of people like the Falador Massacre, I'd rather log off.

If I saw her in the wildy, i'd go, "WTH, Zezima's not number one!" and log off before she could PK me.

Zezima: *logs off, changes pw, and checks the highscores*


See zezima, worship, pk, password, wth


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