What is Z-gasm?
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A z-gasm is where you blow your load at a zoo. Near the panda exhibit. Often due to the feminine wiles of the various wild creatures.
I swung by the pandas, and that was cool, but those monkies got me rolling, I almost kicked out a z-gasm.
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