What is Zhumir?
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national liquor of ecuador, with its competitor "cristal" trailing behind (same price, but nastier. not the cristal champagne, a cheap knockoff hard liquor). Zhumir is 40% and a dollar a bottle, you can find it at any party you go to. be careful drinking it, it might fuck you up a little if you're not a native. Comes in the seco (dry) and limon varieties...it's all the same shit though. also comes in several sizes.
i took 15 shots of zhumir and found myself sleeping in some guy's truck
Random Words:
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A pig of a women who thinks shes hot and wants to fuck all the time.
" Ugh ", " Brian left with that narbiscuit."
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A threesome whose sexual escapades are both incredibly hot, and spews what, inside the metaphor, would be refered to as "magma"..
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A word used in place of i love you. If said softly, maybe bought as "I love You" works even better if mouthed and not said.
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