Zidaned

What is Zidaned?


1.

To completely messup your last day of work on purpose. Just like Zidane messed up his last football match in the world cup final against Italy.

After you have been sacked, you can zidane your workplace by:

Mixing up files

Erasing stuff of others computer

Putting viruses on the computers

Telling your boss what others think of him/her

Making obscene phone calls to customers

Headbutting your colleague

etc etc

Bobby: Sorry to hear you have been sacked Sarah, when do you have to clear your desk?

Sarah: It'sno big deal, I leave on friday, the office is going to get totally Zidaned

See zidane, work, sacked, fired

2.

To be headbutted in the chest after provoking your opponent through a racial slur.

That Materazzi dude got zidaned.

See headbutt, racism, slur, fight, zidane, canuckistani

3.

Used in the same context as raped or destroyed, Zidaned is a term used to describe completely destroying the competition. Like with a swift headbutt to the chest.

Man, that biology exam just got zidaned.

See zidane, headbutt, world cup, france, italy


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