Zif!

What is Zif!?

Shortened version of "As if!" Meaning a sarcastic "yeah, right" or "I'd rather die."

You know you want to sleep with me.

Zif!

Buenor

1. a lazy ass loposaurus wetback who picks fruits in season and washes my car after a hard day of real work. also associated with fat buen..

Zenis

1. Same as kneenis. The fleshy part of skin on the outside of your knee, similar to the wenis. Guy to girl: Hey Rose, you wanna feel my ..

B-cox

1. The act of drinking or consuming McCormick's brand vodka straight from the bottle. If not straight from the bottle, in some weird ..

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