Zif!

What is Zif!?

Shortened version of "As if!" Meaning a sarcastic "yeah, right" or "I'd rather die."

You know you want to sleep with me.

Zif!

Zogo

1. Term for hello and goodbye, sorta like, sorta like aloha. "Zogo bro."..

A Fat

1. An aussie term for an erection I saw this chick , man i cracked a fat! See karl 2. a really fat joint, also called a fattie, that is..

Alcohol Conspiracy

1. The lie that was told about the origin of drinking alcohol. The truth: Alcohol was created by a cult of fatally unattractive women who w..

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