Zif!

What is Zif!?

Shortened version of "As if!" Meaning a sarcastic "yeah, right" or "I'd rather die."

You know you want to sleep with me.

Zif!

Caq

1. same as cock. She sucked my caq. See jizzcock..

Ponti

1. Clueless monomaniacal buffoon. That guy is such a ponti. He'll spend half an hour in the bathroom, in front of a mirror, combing h..

Chnx

1. A short version of chunks. Usually describing gibs in first person shooters, and usually shouted in exclaimation. *player gibs* DUDE O..

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