Zif!

What is Zif!?

Shortened version of "As if!" Meaning a sarcastic "yeah, right" or "I'd rather die."

You know you want to sleep with me.

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Slopster

1. A person who drinks Red Passion Alize and then proceeds to hook-up with whatever has at least two legs and two breasts. On second though..

Marvin Harrison

1. A superstar reciever who plays for the Idianapolis Colts and undercover OG who catches Td's and shoots up blocks in his spare time ..

Nudiebomb

1. a nude cannonball into a body of water Daryl's nudiebomb splashed Robert, who was standing innocently nearby. See cannonball..

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