Zif!

What is Zif!?

Shortened version of "As if!" Meaning a sarcastic "yeah, right" or "I'd rather die."

You know you want to sleep with me.

Zif!

In On The Joke

1. Knows the secret of something If I'm planning to throw a suprise party for one of my friend's birthday. He is the only one wh..

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Jibjammer

1. when your friend is on the couch for 16 strait hours. other traits include laziness, ease of asking other to do things for you, chain s..

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