Zif!

What is Zif!?

Shortened version of "As if!" Meaning a sarcastic "yeah, right" or "I'd rather die."

You know you want to sleep with me.

Zif!

Off The Log

1. A fart that passes over a piece of crap before leaving your body. "Holy crap that fart smells horrible! It must have been off the ..

Grey Tape

1. A person you get your sexual fix from when you are in-between relationships. A quick fix for a temporary problem. That's not my m..

Gloss Up

1. 1. verb ~to put the finishing touches on your appreance. Such as lip gloss, flat ironing your hair, putting on make up, etc. 2. verb ~..

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