Zif!

What is Zif!?

Shortened version of "As if!" Meaning a sarcastic "yeah, right" or "I'd rather die."

You know you want to sleep with me.

Zif!

Ignatius Reilly

1. The central character of John Kennedy Toole's pulitzer prize winning novel A Confederacy of Dunces. In his 30s, Ignatius still liv..

W.t.g.f.

1. Acronym, or code, for "Wants to Get Fucked". A sarcastic code between guys to describe a woman who is dressed provocatively o..

Pasturbation

1. the act of masturbating to fatty porn or porn featuring beastility. "I believe that pasturbation is morally wrong." "I ..

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