What is Ziff?
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A word that can be used in place of "as if"
Friend: dude i hooked up with Jessica Alba last night.
You: Ziff, you did not.
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A white male who likes to shave his anal hair and then procedes to floss his teeth with it
I totally just ziffed my teeth!!!
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3.
A south african word used to describe just about anything or anyone in a good or a bad way
hay ziff, how you doing?
Are you ziffing again?
Look at that ziff, what a ziff!
Bye ziff, see you later!
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Is also cooler than Fou.
Wow, Ziff sure is a lot cooler than Fou.
5.
Totally fucking rad motherfucker.
Ziff is one rad motherfucker.
Random Words:
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literally: to rip a new asshole
figuratively: the beat the shit out of somebody
steve jobs really ripped me a new one when i showed hi..
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The l33t3st city in Rh0de Isl4nd.
"Dude, I just drove through w00ns0ck3t?"
"a/s/l???"..