Ziffed

What is Ziffed?


1.

When the declaration of ones aspirations is met with the curt reply of "zif", an expression of disbeleif, shot for "As if!". one has been "ziffed" in this situation.

"He said he was going to win the marathon tomorrow - I totally ziffed him, man!

"I told the boss i was going to straighten up and fly right - he totally ziffed me man, hes got no faith"

2.

mad stoned

Damn it Dave - don't get so ziffed.

See stoned, green, high, buzzed, marijuana

3.

forgotten or otherwise left behind.

"I waited for them for a hour. They ziffed me again."

See Captain


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