Zift

What is Zift?

Literally means "asphalt" in Arabic, but used to display discontent. Same use as shit.

"Oh no forgot the keys in the car, ZIFT!!"

Niptizzal

1. When it's very cold and your able to cut glass with your nipples Damn it's a bit niptizzal..

Autoshartphyxiation

1. The combination of sharting yourself while in the act of asphyxiation. It's hard to find a toothless hooker to help me with autosh..

Zotted

1. Something that is zotted is broken, dead or screwed over. This term is usually applied to computer parts. 1: I ran memtest86, and sure ..

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