Zimmer Jockey

What is Zimmer Jockey?


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A person of age who requires the use of a walking frame to get around, bless them.

A Zimmer Jockey includes great-grannies and grandads. It's great to watch a multi-rider race when the tea-trolley arrives. It's 2 Fast 2 Furious but in slow motion, without the wheels and speed. Lester Piggott may one day be the greatest zimmer jocky of all time.

See zimmer frame, granny, wrinkly, jocky, piggott, slow, crumblies


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