What is Zimmerman Zipper?
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An emergency release mechanism for your pants incase your penis gets zipped up into it when zipping up your pants.
After i was done last night i was putting on my pants when i came inches from slicing open my urethra. Thankfully i was wearing my zimmerman zipper. I pulled my emergency rip cord and that situation was narrowly avoided.
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