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Someone has hijacked your Twitter account and is posting nonsense as you.
You walk away from your computer forgetting to lock your scre..
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A person who has an ass fixation
Every time I wore those pants, I'd get some Admiral of the Windward Passage trying to make eye-co..
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To masterbate.
Jack-off.
"Where is Bob?"
"Probably yanking his crank!!"
After work today i will yank your crank,..