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A blowjob
Tom got a hoodie wash from his girlfriend last night.
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The state of being granolesque. Also: Granolescent.
His granolescence scares everyone who doesn't use patchouli for deoderant...
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Someone who tries to penetrate a gooch.
In jail my cell mate was a gooch mongol...