What is Zipity?
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A lazy, self righteous prick who thinks he's better then everyone and owns all. A total half-assed attempt at being a human being or a person. He's married, and has kids, but speaks with a heavy lisp, enough to make you think that he's a raging homosexual.
Oh my god, look at that zipity, he's such a zipity do da.
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A sex position in which the man is standing and the womam procedes to masterbate the man with her armpit while blindfolded.
Jen gives E..
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Taking a shit, having a bowel movement.
I'll be back in a couple a minutes. Gotta go drop a flare.
See shit, crap, poop, dump..