What is Ziploc'd?
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shitfaced; extremely intoxicated;
Dude #1: Hey, what happened to you the other night, did you end up goin' out, man?
Dude #2: Ohhhhh yeah...
Dude #1: Well, spill it guy, what happened?!
Dude #2: I was soooo wasted. Totally ziploc'd, man...
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A play on the warning text you see on car door mirrors.
This is for those people with ADHD who are easily distracted by shiny objects.
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First and foremost, this is to be done by professionals only. The sheer timing alone, is unpredictable, at best. You have your partner(p..
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a mediocre or unsatisfying handjob
that john oliver's english dictionary has left me unsatisfied
See handjob, inadequate, daily s..
