Ziplock Edit Meaning

1.

a ziplock is slang for a body bag.

put him in a ziplock

2.

When the skin of one's sexual extremity gets caught in his zipper.

I was peeing on this asshole's motorcycle last night, but he came out of the bar, and in my hasty departure I got ziplocked.

See ziploc, bags, pain

3.

when you penis gets caught in your fly zipper

Having a baby is painless compared to ziplock.

See chickenman

4.

adj. The state of being rendered temporarily mute in the presence of your crush.

Fool, you was hypetil she walked by, then you got ziplock.

See nervous, shy, wack, weak

5.

The term "Ziplock" refers to an economy disposable douche bag.

Dude, you are such a ziplock!

See ziplock, douche bag, dumb ass, douche nozzle

6.

Ziplock is a nice guy. He will share his hotwings with you (if he likes you). Can usually be found wearing a purple wizard hat (Ziplock is not a nerd though). Ziplock is also my best friend.

"Ziplock is atleast two times better then that other guy."

7.

the greatest invention EVER made

Yo, what do you want me to do with this steak? Just put in in a ziplock.