Zipper Fuck

What is Zipper Fuck?


1.

to insert your penis on the zipper and zip up, causing massive devastation to your penis.

Dude, I was bored one night, and saw my zipper jacket on the floor. SO I decided to zipper fuck it. Not a very good idea beacuse now my dick looks like a pot-sticker.

See chinese, zipper, fuck, the

2.

Fucking somebody without expectations of dating, but with numbers and contact information being exchanged (making it different than a one night stand). Random sex for fun, but not having any regrets.

Last night I zipper fucked this guy....

See one night stand, fuck, sex, sweet, hard core


16

Random Words:

1. Abbreviation for Vanderbilt University The student liked to work hard and party hard thus applied to Vandy. See Kevin 2. The act of ..
1. A fart that has a distinctly artificial odour. Often Atributed to a bad diet of E-numbers, confectionary and flavoured milkshakes. pooh..
1. 1. To suddenly discover that one, under circumstances of excitement or happiness, that one has in fact ejaculated. 2. Goes the same for..