What is Zipper Fuck?
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to insert your penis on the zipper and zip up, causing massive devastation to your penis.
Dude, I was bored one night, and saw my zipper jacket on the floor. SO I decided to zipper fuck it. Not a very good idea beacuse now my dick looks like a pot-sticker.
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Fucking somebody without expectations of dating, but with numbers and contact information being exchanged (making it different than a one night stand). Random sex for fun, but not having any regrets.
Last night I zipper fucked this guy....
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1) when your butt and your cooch itch at the same time
2) when someone is just being a bitch.
"Do you think i should itch my Butt..
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Describes a man in his early to mid thirties. Derived from the premise that men of such an age would potentially be able to father child..
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Semen. Specifically the stringy creamy gookthat has a thicker consistency.
"Andy probed Mickey's bottom with his wanger until..