What is Zipper Fuck?
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to insert your penis on the zipper and zip up, causing massive devastation to your penis.
Dude, I was bored one night, and saw my zipper jacket on the floor. SO I decided to zipper fuck it. Not a very good idea beacuse now my dick looks like a pot-sticker.
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Fucking somebody without expectations of dating, but with numbers and contact information being exchanged (making it different than a one night stand). Random sex for fun, but not having any regrets.
Last night I zipper fucked this guy....
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A game in which the main goal is to forcefully swing your foot into any part of an American to cause as much pain as possible.
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A sneeze that consists mostly or entirely of air. There is usually little or no snot released from the nasal passage in an air sneeze.
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