Zipper Fuck

What is Zipper Fuck?

1.

to insert your penis on the zipper and zip up, causing massive devastation to your penis.

Dude, I was bored one night, and saw my zipper jacket on the floor. SO I decided to zipper fuck it. Not a very good idea beacuse now my dick looks like a pot-sticker.

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2.

Fucking somebody without expectations of dating, but with numbers and contact information being exchanged (making it different than a one night stand). Random sex for fun, but not having any regrets.

Last night I zipper fucked this guy....

See one night stand, fuck, sex, sweet, hard core

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