Zipper Fuck

What is Zipper Fuck?

1.

to insert your penis on the zipper and zip up, causing massive devastation to your penis.

Dude, I was bored one night, and saw my zipper jacket on the floor. SO I decided to zipper fuck it. Not a very good idea beacuse now my dick looks like a pot-sticker.

See chinese, zipper, fuck, the

2.

Fucking somebody without expectations of dating, but with numbers and contact information being exchanged (making it different than a one night stand). Random sex for fun, but not having any regrets.

Last night I zipper fucked this guy....

See one night stand, fuck, sex, sweet, hard core

16

Random Words:

Yakuake

1. Yakuake (YaKuake) is a KDEterminal emulator. Its design was inspired from consoles in computer games such as Quake which slide down from..

#tct Tila-crack-tweets

1. Twitter addicts who can't get enough of Tila Tequila's tweets...want some? follow her (@officialTila) "#TCT (Tila-Crack-..

Dog Dicks

1. Them pink rollers yo mama wears in her hair. I can't believe that bitch went to Walmart with her dog dicks in. If that bitch don&..