Zipper Marks

What is Zipper Marks?


1.

Abrasions, usually located about the face, resulting from contact with the zipper of another's pants. Often caused by one's impatience to give one's partner a "hummer."

Q: Hey, how did Lauren get those scratches on her face?

A: She says they're from her friend's cat, but I think they're zipper marks! Have you seen her new boyfriend? He's hot!

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2.

Abrasions, usually located about the face, resulting from contact with the zipper of another's pants. Often caused by one's inpatience to give one's partner a "hummer."

Q: Hey, how did Lauren get those scratches on her face?

A: She says they're from her friend's cat, but I think they're zipper marks! Have you seen her new boyfriend? He's hot!

See PM


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