Zipper Muffin

What is Zipper Muffin?

When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Beaver Floss

Man, did you see that girl's zipper muffin? I coulda swore it said something to me.

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Why Am I Wearing Pants? Moment

1. A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..

Why Am I Wearing Pants? Moment

1. A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..

Jingling The Keys

1. refers to the act of 'jerking it'. Person: "So...do you like jingling the keys?" See jerk off, masturbate, wank of..

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