Zippermonkey Edit Meaning

1. a person who is far more douchebaggedy than your everday douche bag. That word is insufficient, which warrants the use of douche cannon,..

1. Meaning your not going to do something usually in stressful situation. "man she want me to lick her too, i cant go" See sma..

1. a male equivalent of camel toe. Occurs when a man's pants are so tight, the outline of his scrotum can be seen, resembling the app..