Zippermonkey Edit Meaning

1. Seriously soiling your bed sheets with random late night food. Sharting excluded. Oh crap, I markilated my sheets with that stupid cho..

1. An imaginary police force which rounds up people whose existance is a blemish upon the face of humanity. "He only hits me because ..

1. When a person secretes fecal matter after or during penetrative anal sex with a man. This gay friend of mine says his boyfriend got his..