What is Zit Ranger?
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Anyone who scans his or her body or even their friends to pop a pimple. It can be large or small or even an ingrown hair, just as long as it has puss in it to pop.
Not to be confused with Surgery. Surgery is the art of popping the zit.
In order to be a certifiable Zit Ranger he or she must take pride in performing surgery and enjoy popping puss pellets.
Hey Nolan I have something sore on my back what is it? Oh damn! That's gonna require a Zit Ranger and he's gonna have to do some serious surgery on you Patrick.
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