What is Zititude?
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A communicable disease among zit-prone, pre-sexual wannabees, showing off the $500 chrome-plated woofers that command all their trunk space.
I almost managed to doze off during the second movement of Beethoven's 6th, when suddenly I was *pounded* by some status-deprived, harmonically-challenged drive-by bobble-head with a serious case of zititude.
