Zitko

What is Zitko?

when you shit, piss, vomit cum and bleed on someone basically all at the same time. The sex that goes with it is usually shit too.

Omg eww, I just did a zitko, that was sooo chat.

See bad sex, shit, vomit, piss, cleaveland steamer

The BEST sex a man can give usually giving it extremely hard and non stop.

Friend #1: Omg me n my girlfriend had the 'zitko'

Friend #2: Woah, you must be good to give a 'zitko'

See zitko, sex, good, best, extreme, hard

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