What is Zitko?
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when you shit, piss, vomit cum and bleed on someone basically all at the same time. The sex that goes with it is usually shit too.
Omg eww, I just did a zitko, that was sooo chat.
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The BEST
Friend #1: Omg me n my girlfriend had the 'zitko'
Friend #2: Woah, you must be good to give a 'zitko'
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A person who holds copious amounts of jiz in their various bodily orifaces due to promiscuous and skanky behavior.
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