What is Zito?
1.
Innocent guy who has been repeatdly cheated by his
Zito: "Will you go home now?"
Wife:"
Dammit Zito, of course no, I must earn my money with our boss"
2.
1. The most awesome homeroom teacher ever.
2.to have an ex wife whos a slut.
3. REALLY COOL DUDE :D
4.To be so awesome, people worship you.
Dude, did you see that guy? Hes such a Zito.
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3.
The best thing to happen to the universe since planets.
Zito is what it's all about.
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4.
Well hung teenagers who go to spring ford.
see:
"evil_ash" "big lazer tron"
5.
(noun) A person who could not give a straight answer to save their life or anyone else's.
"Maybe"
"Not at this time"
"Yes, so it seems"
"Eh"
6.
someone who needs to stop being so anti-social and realize that there's a life outside of geekdom
Dammit Zito, suck it up and go to the party.
7.
someone who needs to realize that relationships are a good thing
person 1: "...dude, she sat on Zito's lap and asked him to go to the dance and he said no..."
person 2: "...wait he said no to a hot chick sitting on his lap?"
person 3: "...what the hell is wrong with that kid?"