Zito

What is Zito?


1.

Innocent guy who has been repeatdly cheated by his hornywife

Zito: "Will you go home now?"

Wife:" DammitZito, of course no, I must earn my money with our boss"

2.

1. The most awesome homeroom teacher ever.

2.to have an ex wife whos a slut.

3. REALLY COOL DUDE :D

4.To be so awesome, people worship you.

Dude, did you see that guy? Hes such a Zito.

See zito, homeroom, teacher, awesome

3.

The best thing to happen to the universe since planets.

Zito is what it's all about.

See best, great, magnificent, sweet, awesome

4.

Well hung teenagers who go to spring ford.

see: pimp

"evil_ash" "big lazer tron"

5.

(noun) A person who could not give a straight answer to save their life or anyone else's.

"Maybe"

"Not at this time"

"Yes, so it seems"

"Eh"

6.

someone who needs to stop being so anti-social and realize that there's a life outside of geekdom

Dammit Zito, suck it up and go to the party.

7.

someone who needs to realize that relationships are a good thing

person 1: "...dude, she sat on Zito's lap and asked him to go to the dance and he said no..."

person 2: "...wait he said no to a hot chick sitting on his lap?"

person 3: "...what the hell is wrong with that kid?"


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