What is Zitoed?
1.
To grossly over pay for something and get nothing in return. To waste your money. To get ripped-off big time.
As in Giants starting pitcher Barry Zito. $126 million dollars, 0-6 with a 7.83 ERA, demoted to middle reliever. As in the single worst free agent signing in the history of organized baseball.
"Dude, I just paid $50 for a dime bag."
"Then you just got Zitoed big time."
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2.
To be harshly ridiculed in public for your gastric shortcomings (esp. zitos cheese intolerance) See: zitos cheese
This SOB came in to my house and complained about my zitos cheese so I zitoed his ass!
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An attractive female who often sneaks farts that mimick the calls of a Turtle Dove.
Setting: A boy and a girl on a date in a field
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1) To win by a very small margin in an extremely close game/match
2) Pull off a flawless game or season
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