What is Zitoed?
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To grossly over pay for something and get nothing in return. To waste your money. To get ripped-off big time.
As in Giants starting pitcher Barry Zito. $126 million dollars, 0-6 with a 7.83 ERA, demoted to middle reliever. As in the single worst free agent signing in the history of organized baseball.
"Dude, I just paid $50 for a dime bag."
"Then you just got Zitoed big time."
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To be harshly ridiculed in public for your gastric shortcomings (esp. zitos cheese intolerance) See: zitos cheese
This SOB came in to my house and complained about my zitos cheese so I zitoed his ass!
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When a guy takes ranch dressing and smears it on a girls butthole and licks it until he throws up and then the girl eats the throw up.
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Just like jell-o shooters but you replace the jell-o with jizz
those were some good jizz-o shooters at your party
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