What is Zitoed?
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To grossly over pay for something and get nothing in return. To waste your money. To get ripped-off big time.
As in Giants starting pitcher Barry Zito. $126 million dollars, 0-6 with a 7.83 ERA, demoted to middle reliever. As in the single worst free agent signing in the history of organized baseball.
"Dude, I just paid $50 for a dime bag."
"Then you just got Zitoed big time."
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To be harshly ridiculed in public for your gastric shortcomings (esp. zitos cheese intolerance) See: zitos cheese
This SOB came in to my house and complained about my zitos cheese so I zitoed his ass!
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A comment made to a friend/colleague/coworker who is female with an emphasis on the "hey" (Ha-y). Appropriate anytime.
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When a heterosexual male sneaks up behind a guy and smacks him on the back of the head with his exposed penis. Extra points if he hits ..
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A splurge of Jism through one's penis
Need I explain any further..
