Zitoed

What is Zitoed?


1.

To grossly over pay for something and get nothing in return. To waste your money. To get ripped-off big time.

As in Giants starting pitcher Barry Zito. $126 million dollars, 0-6 with a 7.83 ERA, demoted to middle reliever. As in the single worst free agent signing in the history of organized baseball.

"Dude, I just paid $50 for a dime bag."

"Then you just got Zitoed big time."

See zito, zitoed, ripped off, baseball, flop

2.

To be harshly ridiculed in public for your gastric shortcomings (esp. zitos cheese intolerance) See: zitos cheese

This SOB came in to my house and complained about my zitos cheese so I zitoed his ass!


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