What is Zitzer?
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A zitzer is when a girl chews up three Utz's chocolate covered pretzels, gives a guy a blow job. Then he smacks her in the face with a chocolate pretzel dick.
It was getting hot, and she had just ate some utz's chocolate covered pretzels, when he shoved his piece into her foodhole, she didn't even have time to avoid the zitzer. She got zitzed in the face by his big utz's chocolate covered cock.
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