What is Zlatan?
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zlatan is defined in the oxford english dictionary as "arrogance of the highest order" or simply a person with their head so far up their own arse they can sniff what they had for dinner. If used in the wrong way you may be thought of as a right jeb-end.
LLoyd-"hey man im boss at everthing"
Ali(to Tom)"hey isn't lloyd such a zlatan"
Goz(to Ali)-"have you seen lloyd recently?"
Ali(to Goz)-"no but he's being a right zlatan at the moment"
Goz(to Ali)-"what a twat"
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