Zloof

What is Zloof?


1.

VERB:

1] to masturbate with the specific intention of being caught.

INTERJECTION:

2] the word that is screamed by said masturbator when he/she is inevitably caught.

1] verb: "I am totally going to zloof my roommate later," "Watch out, man, you're gonna get zloofed."

2] interjection: Brian walked in to the house to find his roommate, Steven, furiously masturbating. "ZLOOF!" Steven exclaimed with a grin.

See masturbate, splooge, jizz, cum, jack-off, clowny

2.

infinitive---> to zloof

zloofing is when you or someone you know takes a loofah and shoves it up your ass.

These loofahs tend to be the ones on a stick

Mom: OMG.

Dad: what??!

Mom: I- I...

Dad: What is it, honey?

Mom: I JUST CAUGHT DANIEL ZLOOFING IN THE SHOWER!!!*begins to cry*

See zloof, loofah, ass, butt, shower, daniel

3.

to have a squeegee shoved up one's ass, usually without consent.

i was showering with my friend yesterday, and then he zloofed me. what a dick!

See squeegee, sloof


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