What is Zloof?
1.
VERB:
1] to masturbate with the specific intention of being caught.
INTERJECTION:
2] the word that is screamed by said masturbator when he/she is inevitably caught.
1] verb: "I am totally going to zloof my roommate later," "Watch out, man, you're gonna get zloofed."
2] interjection: Brian walked in to the house to find his roommate, Steven, furiously masturbating. "ZLOOF!" Steven exclaimed with a grin.
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2.
infinitive---> to zloof
zloofing is when you or someone you know takes a loofah and shoves it up your ass.
These loofahs tend to be the ones on a stick
Mom: OMG.
Dad: what??!
Mom: I- I...
Dad: What is it, honey?
Mom: I JUST CAUGHT DANIEL ZLOOFING IN THE SHOWER!!!*begins to cry*
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3.
to have a squeegee shoved up one's ass, usually without consent.
i was showering with my friend yesterday, and then he zloofed me. what a dick!
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