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A muff of vaginal hair that looks as though it attempted to swallow a lawnmower, and lost.
Joe: How was Kathy last night?
Mark: Damn, ..
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When you have loose change in your pocket/wallet/purse which you want to get rid of.
I gave my Church Change to that pizza delivery guy..
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Laying in a tub/pool/jacuzzi etc.. with only the head of your cock poking out of the water while a chick sucks on your balls.
My girlfr..