What is Zoey?
1.
SweetHeart, Sweetest Person. Very Kind and Loving. Always trying to get along with everyone.
Zoey is so Sweet. I <3 Zoey!
2.
also known as Sweetz :) a real hunni with the wit and charm to boot :P
3.
The wrong way to spell the name Zoe. Spelling it Z-O-E is much cooler.
I.M. Conversation:
Stupid Person: "Hey Zoey!"
Zoe: "It's actually Zoe."
Stupid Person: "Oh!"
Next Day on I.M.:
Zoe: "Hello."
Stupid Person: "Hey Zoey!!"
*Zoe Has Signed Out*
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4.
The misspelling of the name "Zoe"
"Hey your name is Zoey right?"
"Yeah!"
"That's spelled Z-O-E-Y, right?"
"It's Z-O-E"
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5.
An incorrect spelling of the cooler name "Zoe".
"Hi, I'm Zoey!"
"With a 'y'?"
"Yeah, duh!"
"That's an incorrect spelling. -Walks away-"
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6.
exclamation; usually used to imply desperation or yielding to an offer.
ZOEY - I'll fix the goddamn computer for you!
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7.
In certain cases, also refers to an outsider who makes it clear he/she's an outsider, going as far as to make fun of the outsiders to make him/herself look more outside. Will use false accusations and stereotypes to fulfill this. Has no reputable evidence or proof, facts are lacking, and he/she sounds like a total imbecile doing it. For excellent examples, see
"I almost feel sorry for that Zoey person, he/she's made a total ass of themself, even going so far as to bash Leica. You almost have to have pity on the poor soul, they think they're professional! Come sit with me and point and laugh!"