Zoftig Edit Meaning

1. A penis under four inches in length during erection. Refers to the child in the Mazda zoom-zoom commercials. I cannot give you a proper..

1. A deceptive phrase used as a euphemism for masturbating while still using an instant messaging site or program. More commonly practiced ..

1. A woman who prefers vegetable sex toys to organic dildos; although not exclusive to females, and fem-attractive men also qualify, if ang..