Zoftig Edit Meaning

1. That which looks like milk, but is not. Specifically, ejaculate. "Dude, what's that white stuff on your face?" "....

1. Similar to a spit roast, only with more nuts involved. eg. a gay spit roast. "Fancy coming back to mine for a nut roast?" Se..

1. An act characterized by the fingering of the ass and the giving of a "thin shit moustache." I was bangin' her in the ass..