Zoftig Edit Meaning

1. to have a total lack of common sense man look at that dude hes totally got floooblegoopleness See common sense, dumb, thick, stupid..

1. A fart that burns your butt very badly and it stings. Ow dude i just lava farted on a blanket See burn, ouch, lava, fart, burned..

1. To calculate how cost effective an alcoholic beverage is. Otherwise known as the cost per shot ratio. Ben - I am so drunk off the two ..