Zoftig Edit Meaning

1. Someone who randomly squirts cum as they walk. "Did you just see him flip me off? Man, he is such a jizz nizzer?" See Jaz 2..

1. In game or real life it's a word for someone who owns everyone in the room. Did you see that guy kick ass? Yeah he's a Unit..

1. small public school in durham, ct. "A am a coginchaugian and proud of it... even though I never attended the cerimony...which both..