Zoftig Edit Meaning

1. The most fucking awesome person on the planet. My Jacobear. See jacob, jacobear, kaiti..

1. used jocularly as a postpositive interjection to indicate that a previous statement is untrue Josh tried to use his expired coupon at t..

1. n. A (very) public drinking fountain, where (homeless) people may have urinated. *Alice and Bob walking in a park* Bob: Hold up, I wan..