Zoftig Edit Meaning

1. Black dirt underneath the tips of your fingernails. Clean the mud puppies out from under your fingernails before you come to dinner. S..

1. A device that calculates the life expectancy of a planet. The Zweniphantometer predicts that the earth will end in 2012. See life, ear..

1. A specific time or situation in which a person is very salty or upset about something that has occured to them or affects them. It also ..