Zoftig Edit Meaning

1. A coil of poop large enough to protrude from the surface of the water in the toilet. Usually a direct result of volcanic colon, aka, fi..

1. The Uppernux are a branch of the SIA (Smodem Intelligence Agency). The function of the Uppernux is to act as the "hidden hand"..

1. A person who loves to ruin the lives of young boys. He/she usually resides behind open doors ready to pounce on out of dressed prey. H..