What is Zohmehgorsh?
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(Interj.) An expression used primarily for the purpose of banter or sarcasm. It is never to be abbreviated but written out to its entirety; all-capital letters may be used for emphasis.
Suspect A: Look! A Spork!
Suspect B: ZOHMEHGORSH! *steals*
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the process of ruining anothers drink via; salt, syrup, cake, ect.
damn, you did you just alystipize him?!
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