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A portable false-vagina thats small enough to carry along with you.
Dude!, you should have seen Kev freak when he thought I found his p..
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Halfway through sex (Preferabley with a woman) the man tenses his nut-sack and slots both his bollocks AND his penis into the womans vag..
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To catch multiple green traffic lights in a row and not have to stop.
Usually it takes me 15 minutes to go to work, but I got lucky and..